Riddles:

1. Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?

2. What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

3. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Jokes:

1. What do you call a pig that does karate?

2. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

3. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? 

Answers:

Riddles:

1. Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day)

2. Teapot

3. A Penny

Jokes:

1. A Pork Chop

2. Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

3. Because he was always spotted