Riddles:

1. What asks but never answers?
2. What goes in the water black and comes out red?
3. What loses it head in the morning and gets it back at night?
4. How many seconds are in a year?

Jokes:

1. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
2. What did one egg say to the other?
3. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
4. Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?

Puns:

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, then I realized that toucan can play at that game.

Answers:

Riddles:

1. An Owl
2. A Lobster
3. A Pillow
4. Only 12 January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.

Jokes:

1. It gets toad away
2. Let’s get crackin!
3. Because they peel
4. Because it might crack up