Riddles:

1. What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not alive?

2. What goes up but never goes down?

3. It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?

4. What belongs to you, but is used more by others?

Jokes:

1. What does a nosey pepper do?

2. Why do artists constantly feel cold?

3. Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

4. Why was the math book sad?

Puns:

1. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

2. I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

3. Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

4. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Riddles: 1. A glove 2. Your age 3. The moon 4. Your name.

Jokes: 1. Gets jalapeno business 2. They’re constantly surrounded by drafts 3. Because you should never drink and derive. 4. It had too many problems.