Riddles Jokes and Puns: 2/5-2/11

Riddles Jokes and Puns: 2/5-2/11

Nia Saldana, Overall News Co-Editor

Riddles:

1. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?

2. The more you take, the more you leave behind? What am I?

3. Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. What I am?

4. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Jokes:

1. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

2. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

3. Did you hear about the kidnapping?

4. What was Humpty Dumpty’s favorite season?

Puns:

1.  Whiteboards are remarkable.

2. My leaf blower doesn’t work. It sucks.

3. Never give your uncle an anteater.

4. My dog can do magic tricks. It’s a labracadabrador.

 

Answers:

Riddles: 1. They are triplets 2. Footsteps 3. Fire 4. A penny

Jokes: 1.It gets toad away 2.Put it on my bill 3. It’s alright he woke up 4. He had a great fall