Riddles:

1. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven’t got me. What am I?
2. What gets broken without being held?
3. What can you catch but not throw?
4. Which is the most curious letter?

Jokes:

1. Why do fish have to live in salt water?
2. What is a boxers favorite drink?
3. What did the painter say to the wall?
4. Why did the spy stay in bed?

Puns:

1. What are the toughest days? Sunday and Saturday, the rest are simply weakdays.
2. Two invisible men meet. One of them says: “Long time no see.”
3. I cannot stand insect puns. – They bug the heck out of me.
4. Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. – I think it would be truly alarming.

Answers:

Riddles:1. A Secret  2. A promise 3. A cold 4. The letter Y?

Jokes: 1. Because pepper makes them sneeze  2. Punch  3. I got you covered  4. Because he was under cover