Riddles:

1. What bird can lift the most?

2. How can you get four suits for a dollar?

3. What is a trees favorite drink?

4. What’s gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

Jokes:

1. What clothes does a house wear?

2. What country makes you shiver?

3. What might one magnet say to another?

4. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Puns:

1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.

2. What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet.

3. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

4. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married on the roof. The service wasn’t great, but the reception was excellent.

Answers:

Riddles: 1. A crane. 2. Buy a deck of cards. 3. Root beer. 4. The President’s Seal.

Jokes: 1. Address 2. Chile 3. I find you very attractive 4. It’s time to go to sweep.