Riddles:

1. With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

2: Which month has 28 days?

3. Which country is the slipperiest?

4: What is in the center of gravity?

Jokes:

1. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

2. Why did Adele cross the road?

3. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

4. What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Puns:

• I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I wouldn’t get a reaction.

• I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

• Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

• I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.

Answers

Riddles : 1. A stapler 2. All of the silly! 3. Greece 4. The letter V

Jokes : 1. Of course! The empire State building can’t jump. 2. To sing “Hello from the other side.” 3. Because he was always spotted 4. The library, because it has so many stories.